I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
she looked like the before picture.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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