How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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