He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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