So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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