yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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