Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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