I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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