I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
The ass gains better be worth it
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