): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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