it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
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