I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Congratulations! We have a period
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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