"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Still dying that you shit outside
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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