Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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