uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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