i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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