We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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