okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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