Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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