He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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