It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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