Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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