if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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