Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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