dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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