So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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