I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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