I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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