your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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