Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Maybe he injected his testicle?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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