I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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