dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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