Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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