so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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