So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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