did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We are all done wearing pants today
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
