Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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