apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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