Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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