Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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