Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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