Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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