Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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