maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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