Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Congratulations! We have a period
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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