Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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