After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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