There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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