I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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