All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I party with great urgency now.
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