Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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