I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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