Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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