I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
