I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick