Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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