How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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