I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
